龍家族 (Dragon Family) - Intermission: What is our "Strip"?

This is Las Vegas Strip. But no, this is not our strip.
這是拉斯維加斯長街(Strip). 但這不是我們Strip的主題.


This is a Strip Poker game. But sorry, we are not a card game program.
這是Strip Poker. 但我們也不是牌戲節目.
(* This "playing card" model is designed by Eugeny Fridrikh)



This is a strip ... Eh... Hey! Naggy! What are you doing? This is not the style of our strip! You are "Naggy", not "Naked", ok?
這是"死脫雷普"脫衣...吔...喂, 娜姬, 妳在幹嘛? 這不是我們的風格!


Our strip is a comic strip about a dragon family! Come and see us often!
我們的節目是關於一個龍家族的漫畫! 別忘了常來看我們的節目!

龍家族 (Dragon Family) - 6. Titanic (鐵達尼號)

(Music: Titanic - My Heart Will Go On)
Mama Dragon: Oh, Honey, you are so romantic today!
(背景音樂: 鐵達尼號 - My Hear Will Go On)
龍媽媽 : 親愛的, 你今天好浪漫啊!



Dragon Slayer: Hey, coward! Don't hide behind a lady!
獵龍武士: 喂, 膽小鬼, 別躲在女人背後!

The background picture is taken at 17 Miles Drive, Monterey, California.
背景照片在加州蒙特利的十七哩路風景區拍攝.

龍家族 (Dragon Family) - 5 Spiderman (蜘蛛人)

Here comes our super hero - Spider Dragon!
超級英雄蜘蛛龍出現了!



He comes to save the world!
他要來拯救世界!



Wait! Something is wrong. Run!
等等, 有點不太對, 快跑啊!



(CRASH!)
Oops, Spider Dragon has failed another mission...
(The pronunciation of "Spider" is similar to "Failure" in Mandrain.)
(碎裂!)
噢, "失敗的龍" 再次任務失敗....
("蜘蛛"的英文Spider聽起來和"失敗的"相近)

May everybody have a PIECEFUL(PEACEFUL) NEW YEAR!
大家新年快樂, 碎碎平安!

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The background is taken at Paris Casino in Las Vegas at Year 2000 new year.
以上背景在拉斯維加斯巴黎賭場2000年新年時拍攝.

龍家族 (Dragon Family) - 4 Star War

Papa Dragon: SEALLY! I'M YOUR FATHER!
(Music: Star War)
龍爸爸: 犀利, 我是你爸爸!
(背景音樂: 星際大戰)


Seally: Yeah, right! I'm your grandfather! ATTACK!
犀利: 我聽你唬濫, 我恁阿公咧! 看劍!


(Bullet-time effect: the camera orbits around the still action)
(Music: Matrix)
(環場停格特效: 停格, 鏡頭環場運鏡)
(音樂: 駭客任務)

Mama Dragon: STOP!
龍媽媽: 停!




Mama Dragon: What are you doing? I asked you to change the fluorescent tubes, and you started to play with them?
Papa Dragon/Seally: (embarrassed, speechless)....

龍媽媽: 你們在幹嘛? 叫你們換個日光燈管, 你們居然給我玩起來了.
龍爸爸/犀利: (尷尬, 無言以對)...

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The background of the first 3 pictures are taken at Monterey Bay Aquarium

龍家族 (Dragon Family) -3

Papa Dragon (shout): I'm tired of your NAGGING!
龍爸爸(大喊): 我受夠妳的碎碎唸了!



Mama Dragon: What?! You dare say again!
龍媽媽: 什麼? 好膽再說一次!



Papa Dragon: I'm tired of it! I'm tired of it! I'm tired of it! I can say as many
times as you ask if I have to!
龍爸爸: 有什麼不敢! 我受夠了! 我受夠了! 我受夠了! 你要我說幾次我就說幾次!



Mama Dragon: Really? If you can say it TEN THOUSAND TIMES, then I'll admit you got your point.
龍媽媽: 真的嗎? 那你說一萬次試看看. 做得到我就承認你有理.



Papa Dragon (speechless): ....... (Ok, you win).
龍爸爸 (啞口無言): ....... (好吧, 妳贏了).

龍家族 (Dragon Family) - Announcement

Being nagged by Naggy days after days, Jack finally agreed to let Naggy put on some makeup and wig. Let's welcome the new "Blond" Naggy!

因為娜姬每天煩傑克, 傑克受不了了, 終於同意讓娜姬上點妝, 並戴上假髮. 讓我們歡迎全新造型的金髮尤物娜姬! (天啊, 怎麼有點像許什麼美的?!)

龍家族 (Dragon Family) -2 Mission Impossible (電影介紹: 不可能的任務)

Little Seally is planning to break in Jack's room through the vent, like what Tom Cruise did in Mission Impossible, and use Jack's computer to change the script, so he can have a role in the movie. (Music: Mission Impossible)
小犀利想學湯姆克魯斯在不可能的任務裏的方法進入傑克的工作室, 偷用傑克的電腦修改劇本, 為自己安排一個角色. (背景音樂: 不可能的任務).

But to squeeze a dragon into the tiny vent hole is indeed a mission IMPOSSIBLE!
(Jack: What a stupid plan!)

但是要怎麼把一隻龍塞進小小的通風口果然是不可能的任務!
(傑克:真是個笨計畫!)

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Actually, the most difficult part for Jack is not to sqeeze the dragon into the hole, but to stack up the three dragons. It takes Jack half an hour to find the balance points for them. Here are some cut-outs for this scene.

其實, 對傑克而言, 最困難的不是如何把龍塞進通風口, 而是如何讓他們疊羅漢. 傑克花了半個小時才讓他們平衡. 以下是一些NG鏡頭.

龍家族 (Dragon Family) -1

The Dragon family decided to have a revenge on Drago for taking Seally's role in "The Dragon And The Knight". They have a contest to see who will find Drago first.
為了幫小犀利報搶角色的一箭之仇, 龍家族決定去找跩哥算帳. 他們比賽看誰先找到跩哥.

Little Seally rushed in to the cave, and shouted: "Hey, Drago, come here! Don't be a coward!" But there is no response. After an hour, Seally gave up.
小犀利衝進山洞裏, 到處喊: "跩哥, 有種你給我出來!" 但都沒有反應. 過了一小時, 他只好放棄了.


Tatooro, the Papa Dragon, gloated over his son, and said: "Watch this!" He took a deep breath, and then threw a flame from his mouth. The cave was on fire for an hour, but Drago still didn't show up. So, Papa Dragon gave up, too.
龍爸爸幸災樂禍地看著兒子, 然後說:"看我的." 深深吸了一口氣, 然後向山洞裏噴出一把火. 可是燒了一個小時也沒看見跩哥出來, 他也只好放棄了.


Now it is Mama Dragon's turn. She walked into the cave gracefully. After an hour, a bat escaped from the cave, with his ears covered by his wings, and pled: "Ok, ok! I'm Drago!I'm Drago! I'm whatever you say. Just please stop NAGGING!"
最後龍媽媽很優雅地走進山洞裏, 過了一小時之後, 一隻蝙蝠跑了出來,摀著耳朵, 高喊著:"好了, 好了, 我是跩哥,我是跩哥. 你要我承認什麼都可以, 可是請你不要再唸了行嗎?"

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(It's strange. I'm the real Drago. Who's that poor bat?)
(奇怪, 我才是跩哥. 那隻倒霉的蝙蝠是誰?)

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(The background is taken at California Cavern in California, USA)
(以上背景是在美國加州的 California Cavern 拍攝)

龍家族 (Dragon Family) - Introduction

Jack: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Papa Dragon of the Dragon Family. He is fierce, he is mean, and he is nasty (this is what he asked me to say). As Dr. Seuss said, the three words that best describe him are, and I quote: "Stink, Stank, Stunk!" Do you see the tatoo all over his body? Everybody calls him "Tatooro"! No no no, not "Totoro" in Japanese anime, he is "TATOO-ro" -- a Dragon with tatoo!

傑克: 各位先生女士, 這位是龍家族的龍爸爸. 他很兇, 很壞, 也很低級(是他要我這麼介紹的). 有三個字可以形容他:"婪!懶!爛!"(註1) 看見他身上的刺青了嗎? 大家都叫他刺青佬-"Tatooro". 別搞錯, 不是日本卡通的龍貓Totoro, 是有刺青的刺青佬 TATOO-ro, 塔圖龍(或是...塌土龍?)

Jack: Tatooro is not afraid of anything except for ......the Mama Dragon -- Naggy the pink dragon! No, she is not furious at all. On the contrary, she is peaceful, she is tender, but she's always NAGGING!

傑克:　龍爸爸刺青佬天不怕地不怕, 只怕 ...... 龍媽媽 -- 粉紅女龍娜姬. 別搞錯, 她可不是母老虎. 相反的, 她很和平, 很溫柔, 但是粉愛碎碎唸!

Jack: This is the Dragon son, the cute ....
Dragon Son: Hey, Dont call me cute!
Jack: Ok, Ok. The not-so-mean Dragon, Silly!
Dragon Son: Oh, please. My name is SEALLY, not SILLY, ok? S-E-A-L, like "seal", and L-Y!
Jack: What? You mean you are like a seal?
Seally: (Crying) You called me "seal" AGAIN!
(Seally thinks: Come on, Jack, how come your English is still so poor? )

傑克: 這是龍兒子, 可愛的...
龍兒子: 喂, 別說我可愛.
傑克: 好吧, 不夠壞的惡龍 -- 傻小子(Silly的原意)!
龍兒子: 喔, 拜託. 我的名字是犀利(SEALLY), 不是傻小子(Silly, 音近). S-E-A-L, 就像海狗的英文SEAL那個字, 再加上L-Y.
傑克: 什麼? 你說你像海狗?
西利: (哭) 你又叫我"海狗"了.
(西利心中想著:拜託~~, 傑克, 為什麼你的英文還是這麼破?)

(註1) 此部份為了趣味性, 中英文對照略有出入.

龍家族 (Dragon Family) - preview 1

Papa Dragon (on the right): Hey, Sonny, I heard that "Fierce" Drago took your role in "The Dragon And The Knight"?
龍爸爸(右): 兒子啊, 聽說那個什麼兇猛的跩哥搶了你在"勇士鬥惡龍"裏的角色?

Son Dragon (on the left): Yep, they said I don't look like a mean dragon. They even said I look more like a seal! That's not nice!
龍兒子(左): 對啊, 他們說我不像惡龍. 他們還說我比較像海狗. 真難聽!

Papa Dragon: What? Who said so? I'll eat them!
龍爸爸: 什麼? 誰敢這麼說? 我去把他們吃掉!

Mama Dragon (in the middle): Come on, big deal. We got another contract anyway.
龍媽媽(中): 算了吧, 有什麼了不起. 反正我們拿到另一張合約了.

Son Dragon: Really? What is it?
龍兒子: 真的 ? 那個節目?

Mama Dragon: "The Dragon Family". It's a sitcom. Sounds interesting.
龍媽媽: 龍家族. 是一部情境喜劇. 聽起來滿有趣的.

Papa Dragon: Sitcom? Do we look like jokes?
龍爸爸: 情境喜劇?我們看起來像笑話嗎?

Mama Dragon: Come on. Dragons can be funny, too. Let's wait and see.
龍媽媽: 別這樣. 誰說龍就不能搞笑? 咱們就等著看吧.

Son Dragon: Ok. Stay tuned, my fans. We'll be right back.
龍兒子: 好吧. 我的粉絲們, 我們很快就回來, 請期待我們的演出.